beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

date:

90% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fuck down

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word “sorry.”
(via sexual-feelings)
Student: I sprained my finger and can't play gym.
Teacher: okay.
Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.
Getting ready for Grom :)

Getting ready for Grom :)

lifehackable:

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thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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shutupaubrey:

Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

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