My self esteem is really dependent on how good my eyebrows look that day

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

Oh captain, my captain please rest in paradise. Such an amazing legacy you have left behind :’(

Oh captain, my captain please rest in paradise. Such an amazing legacy you have left behind :’(

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

tardis-in-221b-baker-street:

A moment of silence for the poor students who were in Harry’s year and only wanted a normal Hogwarts education.

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something